Letters Sent and Never Sent
Dear Blogger,
Why do I always type "Blooger" instead of "Blogger"? I hate having to delete and retype. Slows me down. Maybe you could change your name to Blooger and then I'll type Blogger.
Also, why all the hate, yo? If you're not eating posts, you're not letting me comment, or you're really slow with the comments. We have to really want to comment to wait that long. The problem? I forget my witty little bon mot during that waiting period. Oh, shut up. I do too have witty little bon mots.
And when I send you a complaint. Please don't send me a form letter directing me to your Help section. Yes, I already looked there. I also looked at your Known Issues and your Blogger Status page. Yes, I'm sure you've had many morons badger you with questions that were covered on one of those three pages. I'm not one of them.
Not a moron (not this time, anyway),
R
P.S. Hurry up with the comment thing! I'm going into withdrawal here.
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Dear Google,
Do you hate me? What's with the 50 gmail invites? I don't know 50 people! I don't want to know 50 people! And you gave them to everyone on the bloody internet, anyway, so there's no one left to give them to.
Except my parents, but they don't want one. They are distrustful and wary about having so much space for email. Also, my kids and cat do not have gmail. But I think everyone else on the planet-- and possibly some not on the planet-- already have it.
What sick, twisted game are you playing?
All a-twitch,
R
P.S. Can you take them back? Please?
Do you hate me? What's with the 50 gmail invites? I don't know 50 people! I don't want to know 50 people! And you gave them to everyone on the bloody internet, anyway, so there's no one left to give them to.
Except my parents, but they don't want one. They are distrustful and wary about having so much space for email. Also, my kids and cat do not have gmail. But I think everyone else on the planet-- and possibly some not on the planet-- already have it.
What sick, twisted game are you playing?
All a-twitch,
R
P.S. Can you take them back? Please?
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Dear Survivor,
I'm really looking forward to watching you. Please don't suck.
Willing to give you a fair chance,
R
I'm really looking forward to watching you. Please don't suck.
Willing to give you a fair chance,
R
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Dear Angie from Survivor,
I have the feeling that I'm really going to like you. We have a lot in common. I'm sorry to tell you that this means you will be one of the first survivors voted off.
Despondently yours,
R
P.S. We should so hang out.
I have the feeling that I'm really going to like you. We have a lot in common. I'm sorry to tell you that this means you will be one of the first survivors voted off.
Despondently yours,
R
P.S. We should so hang out.
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Dear readers,
You guys rock! I'm sorry Blogger's being an ass about the comments. Hopefully, all will be straightened out soon enough.
Hugs all around,
R
You guys rock! I'm sorry Blogger's being an ass about the comments. Hopefully, all will be straightened out soon enough.
Hugs all around,
R
Something Vague by Erratic Prophet @ 11:53 AM
6 hidden tracks
6 Things You Say:
Oh my god! I totally know what you mean! It always seems that, on Survivor, the person I pick to win at the beginning is always voted off early on. What's up with that?
visit:
Tribal Council
Love the letters EP...you are too cool!
hehehe...blooger!
google's fine , but wats with Angie?
Time to get Haloscan for commenting...
CosmoGRRL!
web dev- I think I'm cursed when it comes to that show.
Michelle- Thanks!
J- Blame my spazzy fingers!
not- I think she's perfectly fine. But my mother says about her "She's pretty. Why does she try to hard to not be pretty?" I tried explaining that some people find tattoos, piercings, etc. attractive and she sadly shook her head. I think Angie's a lovely girl, but she seems to be unliked for some reason. I hope it's not because of her appearance.
CosmoGRRL!- I looked at Haloscan. Even signed up. I didn't like it. If I take the free version, it won't save all of the comments I get. I don't like that. And I'm not paying for anything or else I wouldn't even be on Blogger in the first place. I would have set myself up on some swank little number.
The main reason I blog is for my friends. If I get more through this, then that's pretty cool.
Why did I sign up for 'Splody and Clicker and Zoo you ask? Because I have an insatiable voyeuristic side. I'm curious. I want to see how other people live. I want to see how they think.
I'm not a writer, but I play one online.
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